A horny surprise for Bowser

"Oh, no. We both knew exactly how large it is." He answered with a wave of his hand, "For Kamek, it was just it not being nearly as large as the Mushroom Kingdom or Darkland. It was the third largest kingdom."

"For me it was large enough! But I'm glad I will have your help now. Well... We still need something to become more official."

She coughed a bit.

"What? Like a badge or a trophy or something?" He asked with a blink. He was kinda slow at picking up subtle hints.

"Aaah... I get what you mean. You want a plate of food! So do I, I'm hungry!"

She didn't want to push it. If it ever happened one day, she wanted it to come naturally. So she just smiled a bit and nodded.


"Sure. I wouldn't mind a bit of food after my journey to your castle!"

The king grinned and handed the child to an elderly koopa, it was the same one he had watch over Junior when he had to be away -- a nanny. She walked off with the baby and put her in a room to rest for a while, while the two adults tended to themselves.

"So, what kind of food you thinking? I want meat, myself!"

She looked up at the Koopa, making a face, as she wasn't into meat right now. She stood up and took his paw. It was massive next to her hand.

"Meh, no meat for me right now, but you can cook whatever you wan. I will be glad with anything else as long as I don't have to cook, I wanna be lazy tonight!"

Bowser stopped and looked around the kitchen area with a blank stare. He smiled a bit nervously and added, "Uh... I can cook... The greatest bowl of cereal ever."

She looked at him, patting his cheek with a reassuring smile.


"That's perfect Bowsy boo! I didn't have my breakfast this morning so!"


She ran to a big chair and sprawled on it, getting herself comfy while watching at Bowser cooking for her.

He groaned as he grabbed a bowl, which was quite large sitting in his hand and threw together a bowl of Koopa Troopa Scoopa (a marshmallow cereal) and milk with an oversized spoon.

He tossed the bowl in front of her, which sloshed around, almost a gallon of this stuff.

She discreetly giggled at his clumsiness. He was definitely not used to prepare meals, even the simple ones... But she didn't say anything. Not being the best cook, she couldn't blame him.


"That spoon is huuuuge!! How will I put that in my mouth?!"

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The koopa, obviously not having any kind of small bowls or plates didn't think much about how she'd actually use the stuff he uses.

"Guess do it a little bit at a time, maybe. We should probably get some of the stuff from your place, if you're going to be staying here."

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// Damn it!

She smiled at the massive bowls and spoons and directly ate in the spoon.

"Well yeah I suppose I could bring some smaller stuff, to fit me a bit more... How often do you plan to see me Bowsy boo?"

The koopa leaned down to her and said, "Well... if I locked you in a dungeon, I could see you every day, now couldn't I? I haven't filled out my kidnapping quota in a while."

"Oh... Does it make you feel THAT better to think you kidnapped me instead of thinking I came here because I wanted to? I could make an effort but I want a king size bed in my dungeon. And a TV."

Bowser grumbled something about "demanding woman" and TVs, "Hey, of course I kidnapped you. A looooong time ago. You just came back."

Even though, that kidnapping, was also a free choice.

She folded her eyes and raised an eyebrow.


"Hey! The first time was on a mutual agreement, remember? So I suppose the grumbling means you obey the woman.
Cool!"


She clapped her hands happily and rubbed them together. She didn't even have a TV in her castle so that was a cool point.

"What? I don't obey anybody!" He proclaimed with some annoyance. "I am a king! A kingly king of all kingism! I do what I want!"

She walked to him and put her hands on his big mouth.


"Yeah yeah whatever mister King but stop shouting or you will wake your baby up. So, now we are alone as well... What do you want to do?"

"Welllll...."