Bad at Romance

The now unique Waluigi slowly drifted the glass from her lips, "Ah, madam, perhaps this is too much for you? While I understand you're an independant woman, you may want to reconsider alcohol abuse."

// Lol, I felt making Waluigi talk all intelligently when he's drunk would be funny.

//It was =)



She stepped back a little bit, surprised he took the glass from her.
She crossed her arms on her chest.

"Ok, fair enough sir Waluigi. What do you want from me, then?"

The now intelligent Waluigi smiled a bit as he examined her. In his drunken state, he felt... more confident. It was easier for him to actually say what was on his mind without resorting to be loud and obnoxious.

"Perhaps a date." He said with calm expression, "Whatever fits your interest."

// Now, imagine him sobering up while in the date. lol

"Wow! A-a date..."

She wasn't expecting that, but dating a Waluigi who sounded interesting was an appealing idea too her... Plus nothing was clearly going on between her and Luigi so, why not.

"Ok for the date!! Where and when? I suppose we must do before you stop being drunk! Surprise me, sir Waluigi'"

The purple guy shrugged as he wasn't really sure where to really take the girl, "We could go to a carnival, perhaps. Or a "fun fair" as it may be known in certain parts of the world."

He glanced to the side, staring out into the desert land, the sun beating down on the sand, "Perhaps a water park, more specifically."

"I'm sure we can find something. Get away from the intense heat." He said extending his arm out. Drunk Waluigi was far more civilized, it's a wonder why it had the opposite effect on him compared to most people.

Daisy looked at that extended arm, wondering if she could take and hold it for some reasons, but didn't. She shrugged to herself.

"OK THEN SIR! Let's gooo woohoo!!"

She quickly ran upstairs and came back in a second with a bag full of clothes towels and swimming suits, just in case.


"I'm ready-eady. I follow you!"

The purple guy moved out to his car, some big truckish van-type vehicle, bought with money he "borrowed" from Wario. It was pretty good for tracking over the desert, "Do you happen to know of any water parks, nearby?"

"Nice car...I hope you can drive well too. You just drunk a bit but I trust you. Here!"

She gave him a little GPS screen.


"Just write waterpark and it will show you the way!"

"You know that old saying 'I drive better when drunk?' True... in my case. Waluigi, sober, is an interesting fellow. Drunk? Totally different person." He answered while scanning through the GPS. "Ah, a resort named Delfino El' Copy-O. Apparently a resort created by natives of the place and brought fairly close by."

He got in the car and looked in the backseat, staring at several hundred soda cans and bags of McKoopa fast food, "Excuse the pig's mess."

She looked at him speaking with wide opened eyes, and blinked.
"Ok... Never heard of that but ok, as long as we don't crash."

She went in the car and sat next to him.


"Meh don't worry about the mess, my bedroom is wooorse, he he he...."

She felt relaxed and excited. She crossed her arms behind her head and looked at him with a smile.


"Follow that car! Hum, that GPS..."