The Beauty and the Beast in the castle

The Koopa mumbled as she was lecturing him all about crazy stuff like hard work and pride over cooking. Maybe she had a point, he didn't know. Not like he had to earn a meal.

"Alright, alright. I'll see if I actually feel better about eating my own cooked food." He stated, looking away like he was embarrassed about being so lazy. He checked out the cookie dough and said, "Our heads! We able to color them?"

The Koopa grinned hugely as he ran up beside her, staring into the uncooked cookies as if she was going to magically make them appear before his eyes.

"When will they be ready?"

"Well... we do live around lava, so I'll think maybe like five minutes, really." He was practically drooling.

Without really thinking about it, he grabbed the cookies and put it down on the stove. He looked over at the princess who seemed all smug about his actions. What? He have something on his face?

"What are you all smiling about? "

He had other ideas for her smiling, but he let it go at being called "dear" again. He swaggered over to a large, Bowser-sized poate and dropped the cookies onto it. Then laid the plate on the table.

The Koopa, being the rather brutish type, quickly grabbed a handful and tossed it into his mouth, chewing away. She said "one" but to him that meant "one handful". If he were a cat, he'd probably purr at the delight of the sweetness. He sat down beside her with a big dumb smile on his face and finally swallowed.

Bowser listened to her moan, that was a sound he wanted to hear for quite a while. He looked at the tray of leftover cookies and then quickly presented one to her. "I think you need another!" And a second cook, "And another!" And a final third cookie,, "And one more, just to be sure."

The Koopa grinned loudly as she continued to moan. He wasn't sure if she'd catch onto his little act there, "Come oooon, you can have one more. We'll work out if you feel guilty." He wasn't a fan of much working out beyond weight lifting. You wouldn't find this guy doing cardio.

"Hey, feel free to stay here. Lots of lava to enjoy."

"Come on, feel free to let loose with me." He said, pretty much encouraging his non-mannerisms. He let out a loud burp and rose up, "See? Don't got to cling yourself to pretending to be something you don't want to be."

"Everyone has rudeness in them." He answered with a smirk, "You never wanted to yell at someone who annoyed you?"

Bowser smiled, seeing a little bit of anger in her. He would like to see how much he could bring out of her.

But as far as a Daisy thing, "I dunno. Daisy seems womanly enough."

He groaned a little, "Alright, alright. Just trying to make sure you're all comfortable here." He answered and grabbed another handful of cookies. He seemed to have a real sweet tooth.

He chewed for a few seconds and then swallowed. Cute? Surely she means devilishly handsome and absolutely sexy -- that's who he is.

"Yup! This ol' koopa is the fitting image of desire -- it's no wonder you'd be honored." He answered while snagging more cookies.